Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire

If it’s the truth what kids all say,
About what happens to a liar.
Then my friend Leroy’s pants I know,
Would always have to be on fire.

He told us that his dad is Santa
And that his mom’s the Easter Bunny.
He says the Tooth Fairy is his cousin,
And he’s the one that gives her money.

Today he said he once ate liver,
And then some spinach without dying.
Now don’t you think that’s proof enough
To know for sure that Leroy’s lying.


#1 Strungout on 01.19.13 at 11:26 am

I found you today quite by accident I am pleased to say.
Today I also wrote a piece on lying.
I look for images to credit on ‘google images’ and I provide a link to the source. My piece today is on pathological lying and I used an image that pointed me here. Please check it out. If you are not happy with my borrowing let me know and I will remove the image.
Best wishes Ropey Rhymes

#2 Jeremy on 02.08.13 at 4:46 pm

I like that poem it’s the best. Ouch my pants get on fire and is burning the house but where’s the fire and where’s my pants oh it’s on me ha

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