Jeremy David loves to cook
Some real outlandish dishes.
With green sticks for asparagus
And yellow leaves for fishes.

Jeremy’s Caesar’s salad pots
Are certainly a chef’s delight,
With weeds and grass and acorn shells
Placed in a flower pot just right.

If by chance you are invited
To Jeremy’s house for dinner,
His special muddy water soup,
I am sure you’ll find a winner.

But then if you still have your doubts
That what I say is really true,
Just invite him to come over
And make some of his stew for you.