They had an awful fire, their barn burned to the ground.
She called the insurance agent and he came right around.
“It’s insured for fifty thousand, as you already know.
Well we don’t need the barn, so we’ll just take the dough.”

“Our company won’t do that, but when you file your claim,
We’ll replace your barn with one that’s just the same.”
Well the lady told the agent, after she had thought a bit,
“That policy on my husband? Well I want to cancel it.”