I’m not afraid of vampires.
You can’t scare me with a ghost!
And if monsters bother me
I’ll just turn them all to toast.

I’m not afraid of bullies
Nor am I afraid of trolls.
I’m not afraid of big boys,
Not even ten-year-olds.

But after school tomorrow,
If you should find you miss me,
I’ll be hiding from the red-haired girl.
She said she’s going to kiss me!