Idiot Store

Two Yankee businessmen
Were opening up a shop.
The locals walking by
Would quite often stop.

With the shelves still empty,
Small groups would stand and stare.
“Whatcha all a sellin’?
You ain’t got a thang in there.”

Fed up with all the questions
From the dumb and the unread,
“We’re selling idiots!”
One of the owners said.

One local punched another,
“Must be selling quite a few.
From the looks of thangs in there,
All they got left is two!”


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