Saturday night I lost my head
When I had a terrible fight.
I would have won the silly brawl
But I completely lost my sight.

I couldn’t hear just where he was
And so he beat me black and blue.
My ears were on my head, of course,
It seems that I had lost them too.

I should have called the whole thing off
But then my luck had all gone south.
I couldn’t say a single word
‘Cause with my head, I’d lost my mouth.

The whole thing has me so upset,
I think it’s driving me insane!
Of course that’s quite impossible
Unless, of course, I find my brain.

I hunted for my stupid head
Until I thought I’d found a match.
If you are going to lose your head,
Don’t do it in a pumpkin patch!