Go ahead and have your fun,
Laugh at how I talk
And because I wear my boots,
Laugh at how I walk.

You think that saying “You all”
Is really quite passé.
But it certainly beats “You guys”
Like all of you all say.

Make fun of the appliances
Sitting out in my front yard,
I’m not about to chunk away
Things for which I worked so hard.

But now you’ve got me buffaloed,
The way you’re throwing fits.
Why did you ask for breakfast
If you know you don’t like grits?


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