I like to make a funny face
To see how funny I can be.
I like to do it most of all
When Dad takes photographs of me.

He sets us kids all in a row
And says that we should all say cheese.
That’s when I make the kind of face
That Grandma says, one day will freeze.

Dad always says when I get big
And bring a date over for tea,
That he will get our album out
And show him photographs of me.

Well if it’s Jim or Bob or Bill
Or even if it’s Stan or Drew.
It’s not going to bother me
‘Cause they make funny faces too.