Fly Hunter

“What did you do all day?” she asked,
Expecting one of his usual lies.
Her smart-alecky spouse answered,
“Oh, I spent the day killing flies!”

“Were you a successful hunter?”
She asked, very sarcastically.
“I killed four males and two females,”
He said, enthusiastically.

“How could you tell their sex?” she asked,
With skepticism in her tone.
“Four were on my empty beer can
And two were on the telephone!”

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