The little boy in church,
Ever wonder why he’s cranky?
His mom’s just cleaned his face,
With spit on a dirty hanky!

CRANKY

Surely I’m not the only one that remembers those impromptu spit baths to get off that tiny smudge that somehow got overlooked in your Saturday night bath. It was administered with enough force to remove an entire layer of skin. I still see it administered from time to time but kids now days are much more sophisticated and are as likely as not to tell their mothers that saliva spreads germs. Anyway, I survived and so did you.