Category: Quickies

I sneezed a snoze Into the air. It fell to earth I know not where But it was such a great relief That I didn’t break my teef.

Our preacher preached last Sunday How we should help the poor. He said we’re put here to help others. So what are the others put here for?

Now that Superman’s getting old He is becoming quite a pain. He’s started spending all his time Mostly bothering Lois Lane. So now Lois plans to sue him, Her oncologist’s decision. He said her cancer had been caused By Superman’s X-ray vision.

Snail climbed on top a turtle’s back To get a ride for free. He had no hands to hold up high, So he just shouted, “WHEEE!”

I’ve a knack for judging others, At that I am the very best. I can pick the wise among us And pick the ones with talent blessed. My way is sure. It never fails, For it is simple as can be. How smart a person is depends, On whether he agrees with me.