Category: Quickies

She says I keep a messy house, I’m sure she doesn’t mean it. I cleaned my house three weeks ago; I wish she could have seen it.

He said maybe he should take my advice Instead of always refusing it, I said, “You might as well ‘Cause I will certainly not be using it!”

He yelled at his new bride, “There’re no ice cubes for my tea!” “Don’t blame me,” she said, “I couldn’t find your recipe.”

I noticed him there yesterday, His ear against the wall. Wrapped up in his intentness, As I passed him in the hall. Today I thought I’d humor him ‘Cause sometimes kindness pays. I listened but heard nothing, He said, “It’s been that way for days.”

I went to the ballet, There were dancers With mini skirts And bouncy curls. They all stood on Their tippy-toes; Couldn’t they just Get taller girls?