Category: Quickies

The judge asked, “How could you acquit him? What a terrible thing to do!” The foreman answered, “Insanity.” The judge asked, “All twelve of you?”

A bit of advice Just occurred to me. “Never stand under A coconut tree.”

When I borrow money, I have a special knack. I borrow it from a pessimist, He won’t expect to get it back.

It’s a decision that I’ve made, I made it very prayerfully. I will no longer repeat gossip So listen very carefully.

The happiest days of your life, At least I think them so. They’re the happiest days of your life If your kids are old enough to go!