Category: Quickies

Inflation’s gotten out of hand, It’s really gone too far. My kid’s new tennis shoes Cost as much as my first car!

Mom said we were having a chicken for supper. I couldn’t believe what I heard. There’s no way I’m going to eat supper With a stupid smelly bird!

Last week I planted some birdseed, I know that it sounds absurd, But Come take a look at my garden You’ll find two wrens and a red bird!

I took my girlfriend fishing, It was an awful date! We didn’t catch a single fish ‘Cause she ate all the bait!

They say that everyone should learn From other people’s mistakes, So someone has to be “other people” And I think I’ve got what it takes.