Category: Quickies

I think that ice is very nice When I have it in my tea. I think that ice is not so nice When it gets slippery.

My wife failed her driver’s test; Parking’s what she couldn’t pass. She thinks the tester failed her Because of all the broken glass.

“Be the first one up,” I tell the bird, “The advantages are great.” But my advice for the little worm, “I think it best that you sleep late!”

Nothing makes Tommy happier Than a brand new puddle does. He rode his little trike right in And found out just how deep it was!

I promised to clean my house And I really did mean it. I finally cleaned it yesterday I wish you could have seen it!