Category: Married Life

They were happy And drove away. So who was I To ruin their day? He was so sure My only son That two could live As cheap as one. The only way He won’t be wrong Is if they’re married Half as long.

Yesterday my wife told me, Often during times of stress When she is down in the dumps, She will buy herself a dress. I looked at her and told her, “Well it’s not as if I care, But the dress that you have on Must be one that you got there!”

God said, “Don’t eat fruit from that tree Or you’ll surely live to rue it.” When God caught him with the apple, Adam said, “Eve made me do it!” Is that why God gave man a wife So when his options all are gone, He’ll have someone convenient To blame his stupid mistakes on?

For our twenty fifth anniversary I took my wife to Spain. That I truly love my wife Certainly must be very plain. For our fiftieth anniversary I have plans for doing better. To surprise my lovely wife, I’m going back to Spain to get her. One thing that makes a humorous poem funny is a […]

My purple shins, My broken toes, Are all because Of my wife Rose. My nightly trips, To you know where, Must all be made With utmost care. The couch, the chairs, The big TV, My Rose can’t seem To let them be. She moves things here, She moves things there; You can’t sit down She’s […]