Category: Life with Children

I’ve found a way to get things done, There is really nothing to it. The only thing you have to do Is forbid your kids to do it!

His doggie ran into the street, It was an accident most gruesome. When ever either one was seen, It had always been a twosome. Charley was in town in school, When the accident occurred. The honking horn, the screeching brakes, Were the sounds his mother heard. She rushed him to the family vet, Who said […]

He took her up the flight of stairs And kissed her on her golden hair. He tucked her in her little bed And then he left her lying there. He got back to his paperwork And he had just begun to think, When he heard her call out, “Daddy, Would you please bring me a […]

She answered the doctor’s question With her little girl’s dimpled charm. “Is this the first bone you ever broke?” “No, I broke my sister’s arm!”

Don’t ever leave your grandson Alone at your computer, Next time you try to use it, You might require a tutor!