Category: Life with Children

Little Johnny hated To go to bed at night, So he would always fuss And put up quite a fight. Tonight Mama’s patience Was really wearing thin. She said, “I will spank you If you yell ‘Mom’ again!” Little Jonny needing Hardly no time to think. Yelled, “OK, Mrs. Jones, Would you bring me a […]

Mommy uses toilet water When she and Dad are going out. She puts it on her neck and ears Then she sprinkles it all about. I heard Mom say she’s running low Of her favorite brand, My Sin. So I went and got her bottle And filled it up for her again. When she sprinkled […]

I was eating at a restaurant With my only sister and her kid. Now I had always disliked children And most everybody knew I did. But I was being nice to Junior, Just mostly for my family’s sake. That is until my sis decided That she had to take a potty break. I asked, “But […]

I would talk to the red haired girl The next time that she passed me by; But if she didn’t answer me, My heart would break and I would cry. I jumped right up when I saw her, But couldn’t think of what to say, So I just kicked her on the shin And then […]

Tommy’s toothbrush fell in the toilet. Mom said, “We have to throw it away. We’ll have to buy you another one When we go to town later today.” Little Tommy said, to his mother, “Then we have to throw yours away too. Last week when it fell in the toilet I didn’t know what you’re […]