Category: Growing Older

Three deaf old friends were walking One said, “It’s windy, isn’t it?” Another said, “No it’s Thursday, Although it’s easy to forget.” The third said, “Well, I’m thirsty too. And if we weren’t all so flat broke We could walk down to the drugstore And buy us each a great big coke.”

I lost my stupid car keys, I’ve been searching high and low. I looked in all the places Where I would normally go. They called me from the health food store, I had left them on the bar. But I won’t need them anyway Unless I find my car!

I am faithful with my exercise Because it keeps my joints from locking. One problem with my exerciser: I need someone to start it rocking!

She said, “Here, Henry, put this on…” As she handed him his coat. So he put the darn thing on And ran the zipper to his throat. Then he said, “Will you please tell me Just what this is all about? Have I started to get cold Or am I planning to go out?”

My teeth are all false And my eyes are shot. My hearing is bad I have gone to pot. Arthritis has Invaded each joint. My fingers are bent I can’t even point. My hair’s become thin, My body has not. My walker’s become The best friend I’ve got. If I had just known I’d reach […]