Category: General Humor

“The Brown Paper Bag Cowboy Is the low life I’m looking for.” The sheriff yelled out loudly As he walked into the bar. “He has a brown bag for a hat, He wears paper pants and shirt. He has high-top paper boots And goes by the name of Bert.” “What’s Bert wanted for, Sheriff? Your […]

I kissed Lee Ann, Jane and Floe. I’ve kissed all the girls I know. So when I met Peggy Sue, I asked if I could kiss her too. “I said my name is Billy J. and I will kiss you if I may.” She said her name was Peggy Sue and kissing me she’d never […]

Harry Smith had a big pet rock That he took everywhere with him. He kept it in his fanny pack, He even named his pet rock “Jim”. Now Harry found a boat, one day, And took Jim for a row-about. They hit a stump out on the lake And Jim and Harry both fell out. […]

Might not we be wrong, conceited at least, When we name somebody Miss Universe? What’s pretty on Earth might not be on Mars And on Venus she could look even worse! The beauty we see in dimples and curves, On Pluto might be thought of as ugly. The guys on Saturn, might not they prefer […]

The state trooper saw her coming, She was driving way too slow. Everyone behind was honking, Trying to get her to go. He clocked her going twenty-three. She would get somebody killed! All the drivers stuck behind her, He could see, were not too thrilled. So he stopped her and told her She was driving […]