Category: General Humor

I am writing to you And to your sister Anne, So if you can’t help me, Maybe your sister can. I just met the woman That I want to marry But how to tell my folks Might be a little hairy. When I met her she was A lady of the night But she gave […]

The state trooper saw her coming, She was driving way too slow. Everyone behind was honking, Trying to get her to go. He clocked her going twenty-three. She would get somebody killed! All the drivers stuck behind her, He could see, were not too thrilled. So he stopped her and told her She was driving […]

Have you ever seen water Under a microscope? If you haven’t yet, You won’t, I hope. You’ll see lots of ugly bugs And slimy gooey worms, And all kinds of things That we call germs. You’ll see small ugly microbes With names you cannot spell. Fast things and slow things Swimming pell-mell. Such disgusting ugly […]

The other day, a man looked up And said to me, “God, you’re so tall!” I looked down at him and said, “I’m not God, I”m God at all.” He asked me then, “Do you play sports, Perhaps basketball or hockey?” I said, “No, but what about you, I would guess that you’re a jockey?” […]

Weird Willy Bigbean Longarm Jones Put on a hat that was too tight, And when he tried to pull it off, He stretched his neck plumb out of sight. You think his arms would be too short? You think that I would lie to you? Well Willy tried to lift some weights So Willy’s arms […]