Category: General Humor

I had climbed the highest mountain, Where I could hardly breathe the air, Just to find the man of wisdom, That someone told me lived up there. And I found him contemplating The many problems of the world. Before this great man of wisdom There was no secret left unfurled. When at last I asked […]

Our kitty ate The ‘puter mouse And now controls Our wireless house. It’s strange to see Her sitting there, Her silly look Her stupid stare. She’s mastered all The bits and bytes. She opens doors And turns off lights. And poor old Spot Could not be saved ‘Cause Kitty had Him microwaved. But then at […]

I kissed Lee Ann, Jane and Floe. I’ve kissed all the girls I know. So when I met Peggy Sue, I asked if I could kiss her too. “I said my name is Billy J. and I will kiss you if I may.” She said her name was Peggy Sue and kissing me she’d never […]

Harry Smith had a big pet rock That he took everywhere with him. He kept it in his fanny pack, He even named his pet rock “Jim”. Now Harry found a boat, one day, And took Jim for a row-about. They hit a stump out on the lake And Jim and Harry both fell out. […]

Might not we be wrong, conceited at least, When we name somebody Miss Universe? What’s pretty on Earth might not be on Mars And on Venus she could look even worse! The beauty we see in dimples and curves, On Pluto might be thought of as ugly. The guys on Saturn, might not they prefer […]