Entries from October 2023 ↓

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Shoetree

Her stupid puppy took my shoe And then he buried it outside. I couldn’t find out where it was Although I very often tried. The puppy’s grown into a dog. It’s been two years or four or three, And where he buried my old shoe There grows a rather nice shoetree.

Gator Bait

Did you hear the story Of Little Jimmy Jones? A ‘gator ate him up, Ate him, hide, hair and bones. They told little Jimmy If he’d carry a light, Gators wouldn’t get him When he went out at night. Well, he took their word for it And that’s what’s kind of tough, He carried a […]