Entries from August 2008 ↓

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Death Wish

Poor old Tom was dying; By his bed sat his wife. He asked for one last wish Before he left this life. “Of course,” she said, “My dear, Just ask me anything. Is it something I can do, Or something I can bring?” “It’s something you can do, As soon as I am dead, I […]

The Brown Paper Bag Cowboy

“The Brown Paper Bag Cowboy Is the low life I’m looking for.” The sheriff yelled out loudly As he walked into the bar. “He has a brown bag for a hat, He wears paper pants and shirt. He has high-top paper boots And goes by the name of Bert.” “What’s Bert wanted for, Sheriff? Your […]

Adam’s Ribs

Adam and Eve Had their first fight, He had stayed out, Too late at night. Adam said, “Eve, Surely you see, There’s no other Woman for me.” “I’ll not believe More of your fibs. Come over here; Let me count your ribs!”