Entries from August 2008 ↓

Poor old Tom was dying; By his bed sat his wife. He asked for one last wish Before he left this life. “Of course,” she said, “My dear, Just ask me anything. Is it something I can do, Or something I can bring?” “It’s something you can do, As soon as I am dead, I […]

Adam and Eve Had their first fight, He had stayed out, Too late at night. Adam said, “Eve, Surely you see, There’s no other Woman for me.” “I’ll not believe More of your fibs. Come over here; Let me count your ribs!”