Entries from February 2008 ↓

My brother took my coke away, He said because he had a thirst. Wonder if I should have told him That I had shaken it up first?

Although ninety years old, Jack played golf every day, So he was unhappy, His sight was slipping away. He could still hit the ball A good country mile, But not seeing its flight Was cramping his style. His wife said, “Take Herby, He has perfect eyesight. He’s a hundred and two But he’s still very [...]

There’s nothing that Alia likes More than to color in her book. She uses colors that she likes And never cares how strange they look. Who made the rules that skies are blue Or that the grass has to be green? The horses that she colors pink Are prettier than some I have seen. If [...]

A small town prosecutor Called his first witness to the stand. A grandmotherly type woman Took the oath with upraised hand. “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?” “Yes, ever since you were a child, You lie and cheat on your wife And know how to get people riled.” “You think that you’re a big shot, [...]

She asked me for my help, She needed to sell her car. It had 250,000 Miles on it so far. With so many miles on it, No one would even look. She said she had to sell it No matter what it took. So I turned her mileage back To 50,000 miles, Using a special [...]