Entries from September 2007 ↓

A great big ugly bear
Was coming after me.
Great big bears can’t climb,
So I went up a tree.
Big bear clawed and growled,
I was in the best of places;
So I threw limbs at him,
And made funny faces.
Big bear went away,
As mad as he could be.
I was very comfortable
Up [...]

His first day in Heaven
He was touring the grounds;
All the Heavenly sights,
And the Heavenly sounds.
He couldn’t help wondering,
“What’s happening below?”
How were things at his church?
He wanted to know.
With the Heavenly TV,
He could look down below.
He would find his church service,
And then he would know.
He saw his friends singing;
Why was there no sound?
“Can someone adjust it?”
He [...]

Three pastors on a camping trip
Far from their world of daily stress.
Each had a secret sin he thought
Would do his soul good to confess.
The first one said, “my sin is lust
For my church organist named Jill.
I go to bed each night with dreams
I can’t deny give me a thrill.”
The [...]