Entries from April 2006 ↓

I read the book most carefully And you are certainly right, of course. There’s nothing in the rules that says, “First remove them the horse”.

My mother said, If she were me, She wouldn’t play With a bumble bee.
But she’s not me, What does she know? It can’t sting me, It’s much too slow.
“Don’t make it mad”, My mother said. It chased her out Of the flower bed.
It can’t catch me, No way - no sir! I made it [...]

The two priests both stood waving their signs.
Each sign read, “BEWARE THE END IS NEAR!”
Drivers sped by with little notice,
Without a sign of concern or fear.
Then one priest said to the other one,
“They don’t notice even when we shout.
Do you think that it would be clearer,
If the signs just [...]

I always love
A magic show.
How tricks are done
I’ll never know.
One came to town
This time last year.
I’d hoped they’d make
Sis disappear.
She volunteered
To go on stage,
He put her in
A wooden cage.
I clapped my hands,
I gave a cheer.
I knew my Sis
Would disappear.
An only child
I soon would be!
He closed the cage
So none could see.
He sawed the box
Completely through.
I had [...]