Entries from January 2005 ↓

My friend Ted, has scribbleitis. He loves to scribble anywhere. Ted scribbles in his Sunday best. He scribbles in his underwear. He scribbled on his bedroom walls. He scribbled on his mother’s soap. When they took him to see a doctor Ted scribbled on his stethoscope. Last night while I was sound asleep And stretched [...]

Mommy uses toilet water When she and Dad are going out. She puts it on her neck and ears Then she sprinkles it all about. I heard Mom say she’s running low Of her favorite brand, My Sin. So I went and got her bottle And filled it up for her again. When she sprinkled [...]

My new brother is part animal And Mother thinks that I don’t know. She said he’s wrinkly as a pup And just as pink as a flamingo. She told my Grandma on the phone As if she thought that it was neat, About his little sweet deer face And that she loves his cute bear [...]

They all hated the professor But he had never seemed to care. He always liked to give exams But seldom gave time to prepare. He watched the class with hidden glee As they all struggled with his test. He liked to give them challenges But this exam had been his best. When all the tests [...]