Entries from November 2004 ↓

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A Present for Aunt Helen

I thought that Aunt Helen Was going to throw a fit. I didn’t understand it, Not one little bit. I guess I didn’t show A lot of love and care Last Christmas, when she gave me That box of underwear. I tried to get a gift That she would long remember, And it’s really hard [...]

Cafeteria Food

The best food that I ever ate Was food I had one day at school I liked the green and slimy stuff And all the yellow lumpy gruel. I licked the saucer and the bowl And made it shiny clean as new And then they filled it up again With some really smelly stew. **You [...]

Cow Pies

My mother makes good pies And Grandma makes pies too Today I learned something That just might surprise you I overheard Grandpa, I know he never lies, When he lived on a farm His cows made lots of pies!

Lost Luggage

A whole lot of things have changed From a hundred years ago. Lots of things have gotten fast. Other things have gotten slow. But there are things that never change. And there are problems we can’t solve. Little things we can’t get right. New ways never do evolve. If we could leave tomorrow For a [...]

Great Aunt Bessie Lee

Every year I get a present From my Great Aunt Bessie Lee. I know that she has picked it out Especially just for me. Each year I open up the gift And claim I’m happy as can be, ‘Cause I know Great Aunt Bessie Lee Has picked a gift out just for me. Each year [...]