Entries from November 2004 ↓

I thought that Aunt Helen Was going to throw a fit. I didn’t understand it, Not one little bit.
I guess I didn’t show A lot of love and care Last Christmas, when she gave me That box of underwear.
I tried to get a gift That she would long remember, And it’s really [...]

The best food that I ever ate Was food I had one day at school I liked the green and slimy stuff And all the yellow lumpy gruel.
I licked the saucer and the bowl And made it shiny clean as new And then they filled it up again With some really smelly stew. [...]

My mother makes good pies And Grandma makes pies too But I have just learned something That I’m sure will surprise you
I overheard my grandpa, And I know he never lies, Say when he lived on a farm They had cows that made pies!

A whole lot of things have changed
From a hundred years ago.
Lots of things have gotten fast.
Other things have gotten slow.
But there are things that never change.
And there are problems we can’t solve.
Little things we can’t get right.
New ways never do evolve.
If we could leave tomorrow
For a trip out to the stars,
I bet when we got [...]

Every year I get a present
From my Great Aunt Bessie Lee.
I know that she has picked it out
Especially just for me.
Each year I open up the gift
And claim I’m happy as can be,
‘Cause I know Great Aunt Bessie Lee
Has picked a gift out just for me.
Each year I show my mom and dad
Just how [...]