Entries from September 2003 ↓

I would not fly my kite Because it might get lost. One whole month’s allowance Is what my new kite cost. Bubba said to fly it. “Don’t be a stupid clown. ‘Cause whatever goes up, Always has to come down.” So I flew it today, Up so high you can’t see. Stuck up there forever [...]

Bubba saw the advertisement And he thought he’d like to buy it. It would save him lots of money So he was going to try it. The clerk said, “It’s a toilet brush. It’s used to help you keep it clean.” Now old Bubba had a toothbrush But a toilet brush he’d not seen. He [...]

Judy made her usual threat When Momma brought out the liver. “I’d rather eat a big fat worm!” And her lip began to quiver. “I guess you mean a worm like this?” Said Daddy, holding up a worm. It was ugly, gross and slimy Judy watched it wiggle and squirm. Her momma said, “That’s not [...]

My taehcr tlod me ysetreday Taht I msut laern to sepll. She siad it was imoprtnat Taht my wrods anr’t so plel mlel. But if my spelilng is so bad, Jsut how did you raed tihs? And if I tkae the tmie to laren, Jsut tihnk of all the tinhgs I’ll msis.

I’m not afraid of vampires. You can’t scare me with a ghost! And if monsters bother me I’ll just turn them all to toast. I’m not afraid of bullies Nor am I afraid of trolls. I’m not afraid of big boys, Not even ten-year-olds. But after school tomorrow, If you should find you miss me, [...]