Entries from August 2003 ↓

“Be the first one up,” I tell the bird, “The advantages are great.” But my advice for the little worm, “I think it best that you sleep late!”

I lost my stupid car keys, I’ve been searching high and low. I looked in all the places Where I would normally go. They called me from the health food store, I had left them on the bar. But I won’t need them anyway Unless I find my car!