Entries from June 2003 ↓

We stopped there to get coffee, The restaurant far from clean. I had to wipe the table, Soup stain and a dried up bean. The waitress wasn’t friendly, Her uniform was a fright. She stared at us both coldly, We wondered if she might bite. I ordered us both coffee. Then not trying to sound […]

I won a contest at the fair… What contest did I win, you ask? I won a contest at the fair For having the most ugly mask. Was I proud that I won, you ask? It surely wasn’t too much fun! Why wasn’t it much fun, you ask? Because I wasn’t wearing one!

While looking in an old bookstore, I came upon a big thick book. The title, “How to Clone Yourself”, Had beckoned me to take a look. “Never grow old,” the thick book said, “For now it is a fact well known, All that a person has to do, Is to make of himself a clone.” […]