Entries from June 2003 ↓

Well, why didn’t she go? The light had just turned green. She was the dumbest broad That he had ever seen! He honked and then he cursed. He rolled his window down, And made a vulgar sign. “The stupid lady clown!” Then a cop stopped in back And told him to get out. He asked, […]

We stopped there to get coffee, The restaurant far from clean. I had to wipe the table, Soup stain and a dried up bean. The waitress wasn’t friendly, Her uniform was a fright. She stared at us both coldly, We wondered if she might bite. I ordered us both coffee. Then not trying to sound […]

I won a contest at the fair… What contest did I win, you ask? I won a contest at the fair For having the most ugly mask. Was I proud that I won, you ask? It surely wasn’t too much fun! Why wasn’t it much fun, you ask? Because I wasn’t wearing one!

While looking in an old bookstore, I came upon a big thick book. The title, “How to Clone Yourself”, Had beckoned me to take a look. “Never grow old,” the thick book said, “For now it is a fact well known, All that a person has to do, Is to make of himself a clone.” […]