Entries from May 2003 ↓

If it’s the truth what kids all say, About what happens to a liar. Then my friend Leroy’s pants I know, Would always have to be on fire.
He told us that his dad is Santa And that his mom’s the Easter Bunny. He says the Tooth Fairy is his cousin, And he’s [...]

I am faithful with my exercise Because it keeps my joints from locking. One problem with my exerciser: I need someone to start it rocking!

I have a pet that I can’t pet,
At least I have not done it yet.
I’ve never hugged or held my pet,
I never took him to a vet.
I never pat him on the head
Or let him get up on my bed.
You’d like to pet this pet of mine?
Then come and pet my porcupine.

If there’s a land where no grown-ups live, I think I’d like to go there ‘Cause grown-ups always boss kids around And I just don’t think it’s fair.
To have a land where no grown-ups live I think would be kind of neat. But there are times I might miss grown-ups, Like when [...]