Entries from January 2003 ↓

I caught a magic bunny In my magic bunny trap. He had on a bunny jacket And a little bunny cap.
He said, “If you turn me loose, I’ll grant you a magic wish.” I said, “I’m not much for bunny, I’d much rather catch a fish.”
He gave me a magic pole And [...]

The road was barely passable Where he finally found their shack. Writing tales about backwoodsmen Often took him to heck and back!
They were certainly backwoodsmen, An old junk car seat for a chair, He asked for a cup of water And maybe stories they would share.
They insisted he share vittles, A soup [...]

Lonnie was “L” but he’s sick at home. Olympia was “O” but she’s gone to Rome. Victor was “V” but he lost his sign. Esther, who was “E”, couldn’t learn her line. Yolanda, who was “Y”, went skiing with Freddy. Oliver said, “Phooey, there’s one “O” already.” To say “I Love You” is a [...]

That story of an elephant; I think it’s probably a lie, With ears that grew as big as wings So that the elephant could fly.
I told Bob about the story, He always thinks that he’s so smart. He asked, “If big ears let you fly, Then just when do you plan to [...]

She knew from the very start It would not be smooth sledding, The two had bought the same dress For wearing to her wedding.
Stepmother was adamant, She would not buy another. So the first one to give in Was the bride’s stubborn mother.
She purchased another dress, Not quite as nice as [...]