Entries from April 2002 ↓

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Wash and Wear

My husband called me from the washroom, “I’m going to wash my shirt,” he said, “I’ve worn it for a week already, Your mom says it smells like something dead.” In the school of weekend mechanics My talented husband is the dean, But he knows absolutely nothing About running a washing machine. “What temp setting […]


I pity the chimpanzee, The day that Tarzan finds, It was he that put the grease On one of Tarzan’s vines.

Are We There Yet?

We’ve barely pulled out of the drive When the question I always get, No matter the length of the trip Is, “Daddy, are we there yet?” “Who gets to sit by the window?” Is cause for much fussing and fret. The fighting stops just long enough To ask, “Dad, are we there yet?” Do they […]