Entries from April 2002 ↓

It’s an ugly little creature, My sister thinks that it’s a gnome. It sticks to things around the house Like bits of paper to a comb.
I put it in a great big box And shipped it off to Uruguay. But it was back and stuck on me, Before the middle of the [...]

My husband called me from the washroom, “I’m going to wash my shirt,” he said, “I’ve worn it for a week already, Your mom says it smells like something dead.”
In the school of weekend mechanics My talented husband is the dean, But he knows absolutely nothing About running a washing machine.
“What [...]

I pity the chimpanzee, The day that Tarzan finds, It was he that put the grease On one of Tarzan’s vines.

We’ve barely pulled out of the drive When the question we always get, No matter how long the trip Is, “Daddy, are we there yet?”
“Who gets to sit by the window?” Is cause for much fussing and fret. The fighting stops long enough To ask, “Dad, are we there yet?”
It seems [...]