Entries from September 2001 ↓

On my first day of class I knew she’d be my girl. Those dimples and her smile And that bouncy little curl.
The other boys just melted And turned to mushy goo But I was sophisticated, I knew just what to do.
On the kindergarten playground I’d let her know I’d picked her. [...]

The T.V. commercial Said every one of us Would have a joyous trip If we would take a bus.
So I thought I would try To comply with their ad But the bus was hard to start And it made the driver mad.
There were cops everywhere, It was a terrible pain. I [...]

Do you know a famous poet? They are few and far between. Dead poets are the only Famous poets that I’ve seen.
So don’t ask me if I’m famous, I hope I have a ways to go, ‘Cause dead poets are the only Famous poets that I know.

A rub-a-dub-dub Twelve boys in a tub. Mom put us in here For our Saturday night scrub.
We scrubbed and we washed But have little hope Of getting real clean Because we can’t find the soap.

Every soldier needs a helmet So I wear my Daddy’s bucket. I have a trusty wooden sword And a rope belt where I tuck it.
I ride Paint, my trusty stick horse And go galloping through my room. Don’t look at Paint too closely, ‘Cause you might think she’s a broom.
The bucket, [...]