Entries from December 2000 ↓

I want a B-B gun for Christmas. When Mommy asked me why, I didn’t tell the truth But I didn’t tell a lie.
When I do something bad Mommy always seems to know. When I ask her how, she says, “A little birdie told me so.”
I want a B-B gun for Christmas Now [...]

My little boat Sailed out to sea And there it sank, Oh me! Oh me!
Of folded paper It was made; My loss was not so great. But sister’s Barbie, A passenger, Has gone to meet her fate.

Anyone can make a paper boat; but to make one good enough [...]

My daddy’s not the president Or some big famous movie star. He’s just the mostest ‘portant man In this whole big old world so far.
Last night I learned he’s Santa Claus I really think it’s kind of neat; I found his Santa uniform Hidden down in our window seat.
You think he [...]

Everybody liked to tease
Little Sam about his freckles;
They liked to call him names
Like Little Sammy Speckles.
His Grandma saw him crying
And asked why he was sad;
He told her how the children
Were teasing him so bad.
She said, “I love your freckles.
Each one’s a beauty spot.
God loved you so very, very much
That he gave you quite a [...]

My dog is an ugly dog, As anyone can see. He’s not the kind that folks like But he’s good enough for me.
He spins around in circles, When he greets me after school. That’s why I named him Twister And I think he’s really cool.
His legs look like a Beagle’s And [...]