Entries from December 2000 ↓

He was dressed up for the Christmas play, We all tried not to laugh at him. He was very much back-woodsy And we thought a little dim. He was dressed in rubber boots, He had a bucket and an axe. He said, “Y’all er jus’ a lafin’ ‘Cause ya don’t know all the facts. I’m […]

Oh dirty nasty little fly, Where had your footsteps taken you Before you walked across my plate And stuck your snout into my stew? I saw you and your friends out strolling Across a fresh cow paddy And then I saw you eating slop When I fed the pigs with Daddy. I want to know […]