Entries from November 2000 ↓

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Helluva Snore

My daddy was a famous man, He was famous for his snores. Companies came to test how well They made their soundproof doors. His snores have caused earthquakes to start And caused tectonic plates to drift. And we were sure my Daddy’s snores Had caused the continents to shift. The night he died he snored […]


My daddy is a golfer, He let me watch him play. I can’t wait to tell my mommy The new words I learned today.

Forgotten Birthday

My sister forgot my birthday What a terrible thing to do. She only has one brother. We were the only two. She didn’t send a card Nor call me on the phone. She didn’t care one bit That I was all alone. The first time in my life That I didn’t hear a word. We’re […]