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Don’t Step on a Duck

Don’t Step on a Duck

Don’t Step on a Duck may be Wayne’s funniest book. The title poem is about an unusual punishment one might look forward to in Hell. It was written for grownups and is not recommended for children, as it contains humor (not obscene) that they might not understand. An example is the poem that Wayne is most often requested to read at grownup parties, Bumper Sticker, which is included in this book. Take Don't Step on a Duck to your next get-together, and be the laugh of the party! (100 pages, 8.5" x 8.5")

Price: $16.00

The Fork

The Fork

The Fork is a 188 page book of inspirational rhyming poetry. The title poem, The Fork, is the well known story of the lady who wanted to be buried with her fork, set to rhyme. Some of the poems, such as Lunch, are well-known Bible stories told in rhyme. The Fork is Wayne's only collection of serious poems. His meticulous attention to proper rhyme and meter makes each poem easy and enjoyable to read. The Fork is a good source for material to enhance church bulletins and add interest to pastors' sermons. It makes a great gift for priests, pastors and Sunday School teachers.

Price: $12.00

Revenge

Revenge

NEW EDITION! Medical humor, great gift for someone in the hospital. (100 pages, full color)

Price: $12.00

Obey

Obey

Obey is a book of humorous rhyming poetry about religion. Wayne has used his seventy years of experience, gained attending church services all over the world, to poke a little good-natured fun at religion. There's the little boy who wonders why they always need to bring in more chairs for services when the pastor is not going to speak, and the boy who looks at the plaque in the foyer honoring those who have died in the service, and asks whether it was the evening or the morning service. Obey would be a fun gift for your pastor. Each humorous poem ends with an unexpected twist, and the author's strict attention to meter and the rules of rhyming makes it a good book to read out loud at church parties and other get-togethers. 2nd edition (188 pages)

Price: $12.00

Youthful Reflections

Youthful Reflections

Youthful Reflections is a book of humorous rhyming poetry for the senior citizen. The poems cover a wide range of subjects, from memory problems to aches and pains. In one poem a man grouches about his wife leaving her purse at their last stop, twenty miles back, and then tells her, when she goes in to retrieve her purse, to get the hat that he forgot there himself. Each poem is illustrated by the author with illustrations that are just as humorous as the poetry. 188 pages.

Price: $12.00

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