M’Lady’s Choice

“Madam, May I suggest the tongue?”
The waiter said with slightest bow.
“I wouldn’t eat something,” she said,
“That’s been in the mouth of a cow!”

The waiter watched her drink her tea
Carefully avoiding the dregs.
“Madam, tomorrow for breakfast
I suggest that you skip the eggs!”

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