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Water Ski

admin — Sun, 23 Oct 2011 21:32:14 +0000

My brother said it’s easy
To learn to water ski,
The last thing I remember
Is when he waved at me!

admin — Sun, 16 Oct 2011 21:21:01 +0000

As I lay watching stars last night
I got a funny feeling,
Had monsters come into my room
And gobbled up my ceiling?

admin — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 06:01:15 +0000

I smashed in the back bumper
Of a great big king-sized van,
But the driver who got out
Was a very tiny man.

He shouted, “I’m not happy!”
With his tiny face all red.
My answer was most unkind;
“Which one are you then?” I said.

admin — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 23:15:01 +0000

My grandma lives at the airport,
We go and get her now and then,
But when we’ve kept her long enough
We have to take her back again.

admin — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 21:04:55 +0000

I learned a lesson
Very well;
I picked a cat up
By its tail!