When it comes to making messes, Mom says that I’m the very best. She says that I would make an A, If Teacher gave me a mess test. It doesn’t take me very long To make a huge mess anymore. I think a mess is not complete If you can see parts of the floor!
Category: Poems for Children
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Mess Master
July 6th, 2011 — Poems for Children
Spot On Page Three
June 15th, 2011 — Poems for Children
A spider came By yesterday, She wouldn’t leave Or go away. She snuck right in Without a sound, She wanted to Just hang around. She landed on My homework book, I guess to get A closer look. I shut the book ‘Fore it could flee, That’s how the spot Got on page three!
Hi Hi Ho Ho
May 25th, 2011 — Poems for Children
Hi Hi Ho Ho Pick and shovel crew, Dig a hole so deep and wide That there’ll be room for two. Hi Hi Ho Ho Now what’ll we do? Hide here ‘til dinner time, And then go home for stew.
My Brother’s Bicycle
November 28th, 2010 — Poems for Children
I rode my brother’s bike, He never wants me to But he was still in school So just what could he do? I hit a great big tree, It was an awful blow. I put his bike back up, You think that he will know?
Ugly Fish
November 21st, 2010 — Poems for Children
I caught a fish Just yesterday. An ugly fish, I threw away. No one would eat That ugly fish If they found it Placed on their dish Tonight, before I went to bed, I drew this sketch Of it instead!
Wayne Edwards is a native Texan, graduate of Texas A&M University, and retired Air Force officer. He lives, with his wife Ruth, on a fish farm in Texas, in an underground house he built himself. Wayne can be reached via e-mail at 