Category: Limericks

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Thanksgiving Dinner

Grandma thought turkey passé, I hear And though it might sound a bit queer, She served us all steaks Made from rattlesnakes. There’ll be lots of leftovers this year!

Turkeylamb

Our pretty hen turkey named Sam Fell in love with our neighbor’s old ram Their offspring suspicious Were really delicious For Thanksgiving we had turkeylamb.

Dead Voters

An old politician named Fred, Had supporters both living and dead. Dead voting perfected, He’d sure get elected But he got indicted instead!

Fiancée

My family is really a mess, I’ll be the first one to confess. The fiancée I had Got married to Dad And now she’s my mom, more or less!

Politician

There was a politician named Glynn Who thought telling truth was a sin. He told lies abundantly And some lies redundantly But he still got elected again!