Category: Life with Children

Don’t ever leave your grandson
Alone at your computer,
Next time you try to use it,
You might require a tutor!

My Grandmother says
That she has forgot,
How old she’s become
But it is a lot.
So I told Grandma
“That’s easy to fix,
Check your underwear,
Mine says 4 to 6.”

Our ten-year-old cat died.
She had been a good friend,
She was very loving
And loyal to the end.
Our little four-year-old
Sadly told me, as he cried,
“I couldn’t find your chapstick
And that’s why kitty died.
“Her bottom was all chapped
And that’s why she got sick.
It made her feel better
When I used your chapstick!”

God bless my mommy
And bless Daddy too.
Bless all of the animals
That live in the zoo.
God bless Bobby Joe,
Bless my new friend Ruth.
And please tell the Tooth Fairy
About my loose tooth.

It was take your son to work day.
Mrs. Jones took little Pete.
He liked his mother’s office;
Her friends were kind of neat.
There were fun things on her desk
Some candy mints and toffee.
One friend said Pete could go with him
To get his mom her coffee.
“We make your mom her favorite drink
On this counter over here.”
“Wow,” said Pete, [...]