Category: Golf Humor

Although ninety years old,
Jack played golf every day,
So he was unhappy,
His sight was slipping away.
He could still hit the ball
A good country mile,
But not seeing its flight
Was cramping his style.
His wife said, “Take Herby,
He has perfect eyesight.
He’s a hundred and two
But he’s still very spright.”
So Jack took old Herby,
To watch him tee off,
Ignoring his wheezing
And [...]

“Why don’t you play golf
With your friends any more?”
The wife asked her husband,
As he went out the door.
“Would you play with someone
Who cheats when they play?”
“Of course not”, said his wife.
He said, “Neither will they.”
I originally wrote this under the title of “Card Cheat,” but I need some more [...]

I asked a young preacher named Kevin
If I could play golf up in Heaven.
He said, “Certainly so,
But I think you should know
You’ve a tee-time tomorrow at seven!”

My daddy is a golfer,
He let me watch him play.
I can’t wait to tell my mommy
The new words I learned today.

A few holes of golf while she was on call, She loudly called FORE and then hit the ball. That’s when she heard the poor fellow’s cries. He was there on the ground, his hand ‘twixt his thighs.
His legs tight together like they’d never disjoin. She knelt by his side, massaging his [...]