Entries from October 2024 ↓

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A Dog’s Lament

He took a bull and he took a cow. He took a boar and of course a sow. He took two dogs and a couple of cats; He even took mice and a pair of rats. He took grasshoppers and honey bees; But why in the world did Noah take fleas? Wouldn’t it have been […]

Hereditary

My kids have gone out of control, They’re trying to drive me crazy. They go from hyperactive To just plain old downright lazy. They shaved the neighbors Persian cat And died their pocket poodle green. They put two pink flamingos In the Baptist Church’s manger scene. They changed, “Three Families’ Garage Sale” To read, “Three […]