Entries from June 2022 ↓

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Today I married Peggy Sue. It was a stupid thing to do. In an old trunk, she found a dress And that’s what started this whole mess. The shoes she found were much too big, As was her mother’s crazy wig. She couldn’t walk; I carried her. And then I guess I married her. My […]

Wiped Off

Mom said my face was dirty So Daddy wiped it off. And now it sure is hard For me to sneeze or cough.

I Don’t Make Fun of You

No one’s very nice to me, And I really don’t know why. I can’t figure out what’s wrong, Even though I often try. When I stop to watch and play With the other girls and boys, They all point and laugh at me, And quickly hide all of their toys. I don’t laugh at how […]

Boys’ Club

How did you get here, little bug? This is a most exclusive club. That you could even get inside Was someone’s monumental flub. This club’s exclusively for boys And girls are not allowed inside. So don’t you start to crawl away Or try to find some place to hide. You think that you have got […]


Little Pegasus the colt Wanted to learn how to fly. He had dreamed of chasing clouds As he gamboled through the sky. He would gallop and then jump, Then he’d stand around and fret, Because about ten feet up Was as high as he could get. The crows all came to taunt him, “This is […]