Entries from April 2022 ↓

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Spot Dog

Last night when I called Spot Dog, An elephant came instead. And when it got dark outside, He curled up in Spot Dog’s bed. I sure do like elephants; I think that they’re kinda neat. But they squash things they step on With their great big ugly feet. Today I found my puppy, I have […]

When Spot Gets Wet

I like playing out in the rain, I like it when I get all wet. When Mom and Dad were kids like me, They liked to do it too, I’ll bet. I like to feel the gooey mud Squish up between my bare foot toes. I like it when the warm rain drops Run in […]

Mess Master

When it comes to making messes, Mom says that I’m the very best. She says that I would make an A, If Teacher gave me a mess test. It doesn’t take me very long To make a huge mess anymore. I think a mess is not complete If you can see parts of the floor!

Sick

Medicine always makes me sick When my mother makes me take it. It makes my stomach woozy When I watch my mother shake it. So when I have to take a lot, It always happens without fail, It still makes me very sick A long time after I get well. My worst childhood memories are […]

Unstructable

Mom said my toy truck’s gar-unteed, One hundred sixty three percent. So I hit it with my hammer; It didn’t even make a dent! “Unstructable”, my mommy said. Why would they make a toy like that? I threw it ‘way up in the air, And hit it with my loom-num bat. The bat was old […]