Entries from September 2019 ↓

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Big Bears Can’t Climb Trees

A great big ugly bear Was coming after me. Great big bears can’t climb, So I went up a tree. Big bear clawed and growled, I was in the best of places; So I threw limbs at him, And made funny faces. Big bear went away, As mad as he could be. I was very […]

One Tough Poodle

A poodle went into the woods. Just why he went there, I don’t know, Because for a little poodle That is a stupid place to go. As he was strolling down a path, And feeling very much alone, He came upon a skeleton That had a very tasty bone. As he was chewing on the […]

Consider the Lion

The black maned lion, The king of beasts, The ruler of Each jungle feast. His kingly job Is eat and sleep And not much more To earn his keep. He lies around All day and roars And lets the lioness Do the chores.

The Kissing Tree

I’d rather play tag with an old toothless hag Than to kiss the freckle-faced boy. I would rather eat slop with pickles on top Than to sit by stupid Leroy. The girls all like Bob who I think is a snob With his nose stuck up in the air, And if it is true, what […]

Jeremy’s Fork

Jeremy holds his fork Just like a big boy now. When he sat by Grandpa His grandpa showed him how. Trinket used to like it Under Jeremy’s chair ‘Cause there was lots of food Jeremy dropped down there. She found carrots, beans and peas And little bits of meat. When he came to visit Trinket […]